Welcome to my stop in the Spooktacular Giveaway Hop hosted by I Am A Reader Not A Writer and The Diary of a Bookworm. So far, this is the biggest giveaway hop of the year, almost 400+ blogs are participating and there are tons of prizes to be given away.
So for this hop, we have a very special guest in our blog and I am very pleased to welcome the author of Kiss of the Butterfly, Mr. James Lyon! *applause*
A Guest Post by James Lyon
In honor of rapidly approaching Halloween, Erleen asked me to write a short post on vampires. She suggested that I write on the topic of “ten ways to slay a vampire”. I suppose she assumed that because I have done lots of research on the historical roots of vampires, have written a vampire-themed novel, eat lots of garlic, and have a Ph.D. in Balkan History, I would have a few ideas.
Well, I started to make a preliminary list of how to slay a vampire, but stopped. This is what it looked like:
- Send it lots of cute kitten photos on Facebook and email.
- Force it to watch the Kardashians or Honey Boo Boo.
- Spam it on Twitter.
- Make it dance to Gangnam Style.
- Tie its shoelaces together.
- Take it shopping at an after-Christmas sale on December 26th at Walmart.
- …..?
